The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Revelation 5:1-14

Revelation 5:1 - I saw a man sitting on a throne, and in his right hand was a book with writing on the inside and on the back, and the book was closed with seven seals. [Turker's Comment: He saw a man holding a book in his right hand that was sealed.]

Revelation 5:2 - I saw that there was an angel shouting, Who is good enough to open this book, to break these seals?

Revelation 5:3 - It was not possible for any man in heaven, earth and under the earth to open the book or look at it. [Turker's Comment: The sentences describes the circumstance that a book could not be opened or looked at by any man on heaven, earth and under the earth.]

Revelation 5:4 - My heart was broken,for none of them,man,woman nor child was pure enough to look upon His words and learn. [Turker's Comment: No one is worthy or good enough to know the hidden secrets of the Universe and it's Creator.]

Revelation 5:5 - One of the aged ones told me, do not Weep: look, the Lion of the group, Juda, the Root of David, has won in order to open the book and set free the seven seals.

Revelation 5:6 - I looked, and there it was in the middle of the throne, the four monsters and the elders, a Lamb as it was killed, with seven horns and eyes representing the seven Spirits of God that were sent around the world.

Revelation 5:7 - The guy who sat on the throne had a book in his hand which he took. [Turker's Comment: He took a book out of the guy's hand.]

Revelation 5:8 - And as soon as the Lamb of God had the book in his hands, the four creatures and twenty-four important leaders hurled themselves down in front of Him, and each held harps and gold containers that were filled with sweet aromas, which are really the prayers; [Turker's Comment: Only Jesus Christ has earned the right to open the special sealed book that God hands to Him. He earned this privilege by dying on the cross to save men, women, and children from death. Heartfelt prayers to God are cherished by Him.]

Revelation 5:9 - They were totally into the song, rejoicing in the fact that Zombie Jesus, who was apparently able to wash away everyone’s sins, could now unseal the book. [Turker's Comment: Apparently right after Zombie Jesus emerged, the apostles was rejoicing that he had come back to life. I have no idea about that book.]

Revelation 5:10 - And has molded us into God kings and priests: we will go forward and rule the earth. [Turker's Comment: Those who follow god will be the earth's leaders.]

Revelation 5:11 - I looked, and I could hear the sounds of many angels surrounding the throne, the monsters and the elders: there were thousands upon thousands upon thousands;

Revelation 5:12 - Proclaiming in a strong voice,Worthy is the slain Lamb ,who receives the blessings of power,strength,honor,glory,wisdom,and riches. [Turker's Comment: The Lamb of God is full of every grace and blessing because he has done the will of the Father.]

Revelation 5:13 - And every living thing in Heaven, and on the Earth, and under the Earth, and in the oceans, and anywhere I left out, heard me saying, Blessing, honor, glory, and power to Him that sits on the throne, and to the Lamb of God until the end of time. [Turker's Comment: Another of those peculiar symbolic passages from Revelations, evidently one of many salutations to the presence of God and Christ in the Heavenly court.]

Revelation 5:14 - Each of the four beasts intoned Amen. And the four and twenty elders prostrated themselves and worshiped he that lives forever. [Turker's Comment: Probably from Revelations. I don't know what four and twenty means in real numbers, so I had to keep that as it was.]