The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Mark 3:21-30

Mark 3:21 - When his friends heard about it they went to restrain him, saying to each other that he was out of his mind.

Mark 3:22 - And the scribes that had come down from Jerusalem said, He is of Beelzebub, and by the price of devils he is casting out devils.

Mark 3:23 - After gathering them around him, he spoke indirectly by asking them, How could it be possible for Satan to cast out himself from himself?

Mark 3:24 - If there is national turmoil, a nation will perish.

Mark 3:25 - If a house is fighting against itself, it will soon fall.

Mark 3:26 - And if Satan arises against his wishes, and be separated, he cannot stand, but must come to an end.

Mark 3:27 - No one can enter a strong man’s house and steal his possessions unless he ties the man up first and then robs his house.

Mark 3:28 - I am telling you the truth, All sins that a man can commit shall be forgiven, and their blasphemies that they blaspheme with:

Mark 3:29 - But he that speaks disrespectfully about the Holy Ghost will never be forgiven and is in danger of losing his soul.

Mark 3:30 - Because they said, He hath an unclean spirit which he doesn’t care what might be the effect.