The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

John 16:1-10

John 16:1 - I have told you these things to keep you from being offended.

John 16:2 - They will ban you from the synagogues and the person that kills you will think that he is following God’s wishes.

John 16:3 - And they will do these things to you, because they don’t know God the Father, nor do they know Me.

John 16:4 - But I stated these things so that when time comes, you will remember what I’ve said to you about them. I didn’t spoke unto you about these at the start because you were still with me.

John 16:5 - I go where he sends me and no one asks where are you going?

John 16:6 - But because I have told you these things, your heart is filled with sadness.

John 16:7 - Though it is hard to believe I am telling only the truth; I must depart: if I stay the Comforter will not come to you; if I leave I can send him.

John 16:8 - And when he arrives, he will censure the world of sin, and of uprightness, and of judgment:

John 16:9 - About sin, for they are incredulous of me;

John 16:10 - I will go to God and sin no longer.