The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

John 9:1-10

John 9:1 - And as Jesus walked by, he saw a man who had been born blind.

John 9:2 - The followers queried, Master is this man blind because he sinned or because his parents sinned?

John 9:3 - Jesus said that the man had done nothing wrong and he was indeed the work of God.

John 9:4 - During the day, I must do the work I was sent here to do. When it is nighttime, now one can work.

John 9:5 - I am in the world for now, Therefore I am the light of the world.

John 9:6 - And when he was finished talking, he spit into the dust and made a tiny bit of clay, he gently patted the clay on the blind man’s eyes,

John 9:7 - He told him to wash in the pool of Siloam and when he washed he was able to see.

John 9:8 - The mans neighbors and everyone else who had seen the blind man asked, Was it him that used to sit and beg?

John 9:9 - Some of them said, That’s him: others said, That looks like him: but He said, I am Him.

John 9:10 - Hence, they asked him, how was it your eyes were opened to the light?