The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

John 4:11-20

John 4:11 - The woman said to him, Mister, you don’t have a bucket to fill with water, and the well is very deep: where do you have that living water?

John 4:12 - Do you think you’re any better than our father Jacob who gave us the business that sustained him and his children?

John 4:13 - Jesus answered saying to her, Whoever drinks this water will never be thirsty again.

John 4:14 - But anyone who drinks the water I provide for him will never be thirsty; because the water I provide him with will be like a well which rises up to never ending life.

John 4:15 - The woman said to him, Give me this water so that I will not be thirsty and I will not have to come here again to get water.

John 4:16 - Jesus aid to her, Go call your husband and come over here.

John 4:17 - The woman replied, I don’t have a husband. Jesus said to her, You are right about that — you actually don’t have a husband:

John 4:18 - You’ve had five husbands; and the man you are with now is not your husband: that is true.

John 4:19 - The woman said to him, I see that you are a prophet.

John 4:20 - Although our ancestors worshiped in this mountain, Jerusalem is the correct place where men should worship and pray.