The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

John 3:11-20

John 3:11 - Truly, truly, I tell you that we’re speaking about what we actually know and we’re testifying to what we’ve actually seen; and yet you’re not accepting what we say.

John 3:12 - If I tell you things about earth, and you don’t believe me, how will you ever believe me if I tell you things about heaven?

John 3:13 - And the only man who went up to heaven is one who came down from heaven, the son of man who is in heaven.

John 3:14 - The Son of man must be lifted because Moses lifted up the serpent into the wild.

John 3:15 - Whoever believes in him will not die. They will live forever.

John 3:16 - God loved the people of the world so much that he gave to them his only son, and whoever believes in the son will not die. Instead, they will live forever.

John 3:17 - God didn’t send His Son Jesus to condemn people, but rather He sent Jesus so that people could be saved through Jesus.

John 3:18 - The man who believes is not condemned: however, the man who does not believe is indeed condemned as he does not believe in the one and only Son of God.

John 3:19 - And the reason that men will go to Hell is because they pursued the bad things instead of the good that God sent into the world.

John 3:20 - Because all that commit evil doings despise the light and will not venture into the light lest they be punished for their bad actions.