The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

John 3:1-10

John 3:1 - Nicodemus, a man from the Pharisees ruled over the Jewish people.

John 3:2
- They came to Jesus at night and said to him: Rabbi, we know you are a teacher sent by God, for no man could do the miracles you do unless he had been sent by God.

John 3:3 - Jesus responded to the question by saying, Truly, truly, I am telling you, that unless a man is reborn he will not be able to witness God’s kingdom.

John 3:4 - Nicodemus said to him, How can a man be reborn when his old? Can he be born again from his mother’s womb?

John 3:5 - Jesus answered, saying I tell you truly that no man may enter Heaven unless he is born of water and born again, spiritually.

John 3:6 - Flesh begets flesh, whereas the soul begets soul.

John 3:7
- Do not be amazed by what I said, you must be reborn.

John 3:8
- The wind alone knows its direction and you hear only the sound of its passing, and so it is for those who would follow the Spirit.

John 3:9
- Nicodemus asked, how can this be possible?

John 3:10 - Jesus answered by saying, You’re supposed to be an expert of Israel but you don’t know these things?