The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

John 2:11-20

John 2:11 - In the town of Cana, in Galilee, did Jesus start his miracles, showing his light to all. His apprentices believed in him.

John 2:12 - Then he, his mother, his brothers, and his disciples all went to Capernaum; and the trip took a few days.

John 2:13 - And when the time of the Jewish passover came, Jesus left for Jerusalem.

John 2:14
- In the temple, he saw the people who sold oxen and sheep and doves, and he saw the people who changed money sitting there:

John 2:15 - And when he made a knotted ball of whips, he used it to drive away the people, the sheep and the oxen; poured out money from cash boxes, and knocked over all the tables in the temple.

John 2:16 - He told everybody selling things that he didn’t want them being sold at his Father’s home.

John 2:17 - And the disciples of him recalled the written words, The enthusiasm of your house has consumed me.

John 2:18 - Then the Jews asked him: What are you showing us by doing these things?

John 2:19
- Jesus answered them and told them to destroy the temple, and in three days I rebuild it.

John 2:20 - The Jews said, It took 46 years to build this temple and you are going to build it in three days? No way.