The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 24:31-40

24:31 - Their eyes were opened, and they knew who he was; then he disappeared before their eyes.

24:32 - And they said to each other, Our heart burnt inside us whilst he talked to us by the path, and while he showed us the scriptures?

24:33 - And they got up at the same time, and went back to Jerusalem, and discovered all eleven in the same place, along with the other people that accompanied them.

24:34 - It was announced that Simon saw Jesus after He had risen from the dead!

24:35 - They said that things were done in certain ways, and that he was known for distributing food among them.

24:36 - As they spoke, Jesus himself stood among them and said to them, May peace be with you.

24:37 - They thought they had seen a spirit and it left them terrified and frightened.

24:38 - He asked them, why are you troubled? why do you have these thoughts in your hearts?

24:39 - Look at my hands and feet as proof that it is me, and feel my body. A ghost does not have skin or bones, but you yourselves see that I do.

24:40 - When he spoke, he showed them his hands and feet.