The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 24:21-30

24:21 - He said he would save Israel and we believed him, and that was three days ago.

24:22 - Some of the women, from our group, astonished us, after having arrived early, at the burial vault;

24:23 - They came when they could not find his body, and noted that they had seen angels, which indicated he was alive.

24:24 - Some of them went to the sepulcher and found it but they did not find him.

24:25 - Then he told them that they are foolish and dimwitted to have believed everything the prophets said.

24:26 - Should Christ have not suffered everything he did, and realize his glory?

24:27 - And starting with Moses and all of the prophets, he explained to them all of the scriptures that contained information about himself.

24:28 - When they got close to the village, he looked like he would continue on.

24:29 - But the held him back and said, Stay with us tonight, it is getting late and the day is almost over. So he decided to stay with them.

24:30 - He sat down to dinner with them, blessed the bread, and shared it with them.