The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 23:41-50

23:41 - And so it should be because our actions have consequences but this man hadn’t done anything wrong.

23:42 - He asked Jesus, Lord, please remember when when I come into your kingdom.

23:43 - And Jesus said to him, I promise you, today you will be with me in paradise.

23:44 - Around the sixth hour of the day, there was complete darkness covering the Earth until the ninth hour of the day.

23:45 - Then the sunlight faded away, and temple’s curtain was torn down the middle.

23:46 - Jesus cried aloud, Father, I give myself again to you: his final deed done, he died.

23:47 - When the centurion noticed what had been done, he praise God, speking that God was indeed a good man.

23:48 - And all of the people who saw it together, seeing the things that were done, beat their chests, and returned.

23:49 - With his acquaintances and the women of Galilee, they stood distant from him, shielding their lives from him.

23:50 - A man named Joseph was a counselor, a good man and a just. Behold his name.