The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 22:61-71

22:61 - And God spun around and gazed directly at Peter. Peter then recalled what Jesus had said, that before the rooster had crowed in the morning, that Peter would deny knowing him three times.

22:62 - Peter then went outside to cry bitter tears.

22:63 - The men that held Jesus made fun of him, and hit him.

22:64 - After blindfolding and beating him, they asked Prophesy who smote him.

22:65 - They ridiculed and blasphemed him mercilessly.

22:66 - When the day came, the elders, priests, and scribes all came together and led him to their judgement, saying,

22:67 - Are you really the Savior? they asked. He answered by saying, If I tell you, you will not believe me.

22:68 - Furthermore, if I ask you, do not answer me and do not let me go.

22:69 - From now on, the Son of man will be the right hand man for God.

22:70 - They asked him if his father was God, and he said, Well, you say I am, so I guess so.

22:71 - And they said, What other proof do we need? We heard him say it.