The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 22:51-60

22:51 - And Jesus said, you’ve suffered this far. And he touched his ear, and healed him.

22:52 - When Jesus saw the chief priests and captains of the temple approach him with weapons in hand he said Do you think I am a thief to deserve such treatment?

22:53 - When I was with you every day inside the temple you didn’t lay a finger on me, but this is your hour and you do evil things.

22:54 - They made him accompany them to the high priest’s house, then went inside. Peter trailed far behind.

22:55 - After they had started the fire in the hallway and were sitting down, Peter came and sat with them.

22:56 - A woman who was watching him as the fire glowed upon his face stated that he was definitely with Jesus.

22:57 - And he disowned him, saying, Woman I don’t know who he is.

22:58 - After some time had passed someone else say him and said, you are also with them. Peter told him that he was not.

22:59 - And about an hour later another conformation, telling you, it is true the other with him is a Galilaean.

22:60 - And Peter said, I don’t know what you’re talking about. And immediately, as he spoke, the rooster crowed.