The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 22:41-50

22:41 - And he stepped away from them a few yards and then fell to the ground and began praying,

22:42 - Saying, Father, take this cup away from me if you can, but if not, do what you want, not what I want.

22:43 - He saw an angel from heaven which gave him strength.

22:44 - Amid great urgency and intensity, a pain-filled Jesus toiled in prayer in the garden.

22:45 - When he was finished praying he went to his disciples, only to find them in great grief,

22:46 - And he asked them why they were sleeping and that they should awake and pray to God that they didn’t succumb to temptation.

22:47 - And during the time he was talking in front of all the people, his disciple, Judas, went to Jesus in order to kiss him.

22:48 - Jesus asked Judas, would you betray the Son of man with a kiss?

22:49 - When the people around Jesus saw what was going to happen next, they asked him, ‘Lord, shall we attack them with our weapons?’

22:50 - One of the them hit the slave of the high priest, and cut off his right ear.