The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 20:41-47

20:41 - He asked the others, Why do they claim that David is the father of Christ?

20:42 - And David said in the book of Psalms, The LORD told my Lord to sit on his right,

20:43 - Until I can make you rise above your enemies.

20:44 - How can he be David’s son, if David calls him Lord?

20:45 - With everybody listening, he spoke.

20:46 - Avoid the scribes, because they wish to have the best of everything;

20:47 - Those who take over widow’s houses or properties and then show off with elaborate prayers that they don’t really mean, will pay for it with a harsher judgment.