The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 19:31-40

19:31 - If anyone asks, Why did you let him go? you should answer, Because the Lord needs him.

19:32 - Those that were sent away went and found things just as He said they would be.

19:33 - As they were letting the colt go the owners asked them, Why are you untying the colt?

19:34 - And those who were together stated, The Lord needs him.

19:35 - They brought the donkey to Jesus, put their clothes on it and lifted Jesus onto it.

19:36 - As he stepped forward, they spread their clothes in front of him.

19:37 - When he drew near to the down slope of the mount of Olivse, everyone of his disciples rejoiced and began to praise God robustly because of every mighty feat they had witnessed.

19:38 - Spoken, The king that arrives in the name of the Lord will be blessed: peace in heaven, and the highest of glory.

19:39 - Some of the Pharisees in the crowd said to him, Master, reprimand your followers.

19:40 - Answering he said that if they were quiet then the stones would start yelling.