The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 17:1-10

17:1 - The said to the disciples, It is impossible that offenses wont come: but caution to him, through who might bring them!

17:2 - It would be far safer to wear a pair of concrete boots in the ocean than to irritate these guys.

17:3 - Take this to heart: if someone does something to harm you, let him know that he has harmed you; if he apologizes, forgive him.

17:4 - No matter how many times he sins against you, if he asks your forgiveness, you will give it to him.

17:5 - The apostles said to Jesus, help us to have the amount of faith You want us to have.

17:6 - The Lord answered, If you have faith the size of a mustard seed, you could say to this mulberry tree, ‘Be uprooted and plant yourself in the sea,’ and that would obey you!

17:7 - Who here would say to their servant when he comes in from the field plowing and feeding the cows, Go and sit down to eat?

17:8 - And would not want to tell him, Prepare so I can eat, and you prepare to serve me, and you can eat and drink after me.

17:9 - Does he thank the person who was forced to do those things? I don’t think so.

17:10 - So, when you have done everything you’ve been asked, say: We are a non-profit organization and have done our duty.