The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 16:11-20

16:11 - If you have not been faithful to your earthly possessions, how will you be faithful to your heavenly rewards?

16:12 - If you are not honest and take something that belongs to someone else, how do you expect another person to be honest and give you what belongs to you?

16:13 - You can’t have two bosses–you’ll obey one or the other but not both. The same is true with God–you cannot serve God and still make money the main focus of your life.

16:14 - The Pharisees heard all this; they were greedy and they insulted Him.

16:15 - And Jesus spoke these words, You may be able to fool men with your talk, but it is God who can see into your heart. What a man sees as important to himself is regarded as despicable to God.

16:16 - The law and the prophets lasted until John: since then the gospel of the kingdom of God is preached, and everyone forces himself into it.

16:17 - It’s easier for heaven and earth to be together than it is for one law to fail.

16:18 - Those who shun their wives, and marries someone else, Does commit the sin of adultery against her: Those who married her and puts her away from her husband, also commits the sin of adultery.

16:19 - A particular rich man was always clothed in fine linen the color of purple, and he lived famously every day:

16:20 - A beggar with the name Lazarus, who was laid at his gate full of sores