The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 14:31-35

14:31 - What king would go to war against another king without consulting his experts about whether or not his army of only 10,000 could defeat the army of 20,000?

14:32 - Or else, while the other is still a long way away, he will send an ambassador to negotiate for peace.

14:33 - Similarly, whoever does not give up all that you possess cannot be my student.

14:34 - Salt is good, but if you stop liking salt, what will you use as seasoning?

14:35 - It is not fitting for either the earth or even the dump; but humanity still flings it forth. Any man that has ears, let him hear.