The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 13:21-30

13:21 - It is like yeast, which a woman sneaked into three cups of flour so that the dough rose.

13:22 - And he traversed throughout the towns and all the land, providing his knowledge to all he met, and traveling unto Jerusalem.

13:23 - One of them said to him, Will only a few of them be saved? And he told them,

13:24 - Reach ahead to enter in at the narrow gate: as many will try to enter and not all will be able to.

13:25 - When the head of the household has gotten up and shut the door, and people stand outside, knocking and begging him to open the door, he will say to them, I don’t know who you are:

13:26 - Then you’ll say, We ate and drank with you and you taught in our streets.

13:27 - For he will say, I will not acknowledge you; leave me now, all of you who practice sin.

13:28 - You will be very mad and upset when you see Abraham, Isaac, Jacob and all the other prophets in Heaven and you will not be let in.

13:29 - People will come from all around the world and they will sit with God in God’s kingdom.

13:30 - Those that are last now will soon be first and those that are now first will end up last.