The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 12:51-59

12:51 - Do you think I have come to bring peace on earth? No, I do not bring peace, I bring divisiveness:

12:52 - In one house there will be five divided, three against two and two against three.

12:53 - The father will be fighting with the son, and the son will fight the father; the mother shall attack the daughter and the daughter will attack the mother; the mother-in-law will fight against the daughter-in-law, and the daughter-in-law shall fight against her mother-in-law.

12:54 - He said to the people, when you see a cloud in the west, water will come.

12:55 - When the south wind begins to blow, you will say, There will be passing warmth.

12:56 - You hypocrites, you can tell the color of the sky and of the earth; but how are you are unable to tell what time this is?

12:57 - Why do you not, even of your own accord, judge what you can see is not righteous?

12:58 - If you go to court against someone, be sure to be careful as you may find that the judge will find against you and send you to jail.

12:59 - You can’t leave until your dues are settled.