The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 12:21-30

12:21 - The greedy man took money for himself, but doesn’t believe on God.

12:22 - He told his followers, I tell you that you do not need to worry for your life, your hunger or your clothing.

12:23 - Life has more meaning than just meat, and the body means more han raiment.

12:24 - Think about the ravens: They don’t plant or harvest crops, or store food, but God feeds them. How much more important are you than birds?

12:25 - Who can think of a way to add his stature to one cubit?

12:26 - If you are not able to do the smallest job, why do you think about trying to the the rest of the work?

12:27 - Think about the lilies that grow in the field: they don’t work, they don’t weave, and yet even Solomon when he was wearing all his finest garments did not look as glorious as they do.

12:28 - If God provides such beautiful clothing for grass, which grows wild today and tomorrow is burned in the fire; won’t he also provide clothing for you, O you faithless worriers.

12:29 - Do not be doubtful, or worry what you will eat or drink.

12:30 - Everyone in the world wants these things, and your Father knows that you need them.