The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 10:11-20

10:11 - Even the dust from the city which comes down upon us is wiped off against you: either way you can be assured that God’s kingdom is close to you.

10:12 - But I am telling you, that there will be better conditions in Sodom at that time, than in that city.

10:13 - Poor you, Chorazin! Poor you, Bethsaida! Because if all the work had been completed in Tyre and Sidon, by yourselves, they all repented al long time ago, sitting in sacks and ashes.

10:14 - It will be better for Tyre and Sidon when the end comes, than it will be for you.

10:15 - And Capernaum will not be lifted up to heaven, it will be thrown into hell.

10:16 - Anyone who hears you, hears me; and anyone who hates you, hates me; and anyone who hates me, hates God who sent me to you.

10:17 - and the 70 came back in joy saying, Lord, even the devils must obey us though your name.

10:18 - He said to them, I saw Satan fall from heaven like a bolt of lightning.

10:19 - I give you power over serpents and scorpions and over all of the power of the enemy and nothing will be able to harm you.

10:20 - But don’t be happy about the fact that you are in charge of the spirits, be happy that you are assured a place in heaven.