The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 8:51-56

8:51 - When he got to the house, he allowed no one in except for Peter, James, John, and the girl’s father and mother.

8:52 - And they all cried out in grief: but he said, Do not cry for she is not dead, but only sleeping.

8:53 - And they ridiculed him, because they knew she was dead.

8:54 - They were all put out, then took her by her hand, then called, said, Maid, raise.

8:55 - And her spirit returned, and she got up immediately, and he made them give he meat.

8:56 - Her parents were amazed, but he told them to keep quiet about what had happened.