The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 3:21-30

3:21 - After everyone was baptized Jesus was also baptized, and then the heavens were opened.

3:22 - The Holy Ghost floated down in the form of a bird, and the sky rang with these words: You are my Son, my pride and my love.

3:23 - Jesus approached the age of thirty, as he was supposedly the son of Joseph, who was the son of Heli

3:24 - Who was Matthat’s son. Matthat himself was the son of Levi and the grandson of Melchi. And Melchi’s father was Janna and his grandfather Joseph,

3:25 - He was the son of Mattathias, whose father was Amos, whose father was Naum, whose father was Esli, whose father was Nagge.

3:26 - The son of Maath, who is the son of Mattathias, is the son of Semei, who happened to be the son of Joesph, that was the son of Jude,

3:27 - He was the son of Joanna, who was the fourth generation decendant of Neri.

3:28 - Who was the son of Melchi whose father was Addi and whose grandfather was Cosam. Cosam, in turn, was Elmodam’s son and Er’s grandson.

3:29 - Who was Jose’s son and Eliezer’s grandson. Elizier’s father was Jorim, his grandfather was Matthat and his great-grandfather was Levi,

3:30 - Eliakim fathered Jonan who fathered Joseph, who fathered Juda, who fathered Simeon.