The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 2:1-10

2:1 - At that point, Caesar Augustus decreed that taxes be levied on everyone.

2:2 - (The governor of Syria was Cyrenius who first made this taxing happen.

2:3 - And everyone had to go to his home city to be taxed.

2:4 - And Joseph left Galilee, traveling from Nazareth into Judaea until he reached Bethlehem, the city of David. This was because David was an ancestor of Joseph.

2:5 - To register with Mary, the woman he was engaged to marry, who was pregnant.

2:6 - And while they were there, the time came when she was ready to have her baby.

2:7 - She brought forward the first son she had, covered and wrapped him in old cloths, laid him down in a manger; because there wasn’t any space for them in the inn.

2:8 - And in the same area there were shepherds working in the field, keeping an eye on their flock at night.

2:9 - God’s angel appeared and God’s glory was visible everywhere. Seeing the angel and God’s glory made the shepherds feel very afraid.

2:10 - The angel spoke to them and told them not to be afraid for he was there not to instill fear but to tell them that a savior had been born who was meant for all people.