The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Luke 1:1-10

1:1 - Since many of us have made it our business to write down a declaration of the things we most deeply believe,

1:2 - Trustworthy witnesses, even as they came to us;

1:3 - Dear Theophilus, I want to tell you the history of the things I have learned about.

1:4 - So that you can be sure of the things you’ve studied.

1:5 - During Herod’s (the king of Judea) reign there was a priest called Zacharias from Abia; his wife, Elizabeth, was one of Aaron’s daughters.

1:6 - Both of them were blameless in God’s eyes, following all the Lord’s laws and commandments.

1:7 - They were both now very old and never had children because Elisabeth was unable to.

1:8 - It happened that while he was performing his priestly function before God in the prescribed order of his division,

1:9 - Traditionally, the priest burned incense when he went into God’s temple.

1:10 - A huge gathering of people were praying outside while an offering of incense was burned.