The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 27:31-40

27:31 - They then made fun of him as they took off his robe and put other clothing on him, and then took him away to his judgment.

27:32 - When they came out, they discovered a man named Simon, of Cyrene: they influenced him to bear his cross.

27:33 - They came to Golgotha–a place of a skull.

27:34 - He was given vinegar intermixed with bitterness to drink: once he tasted it he would not drink anymore.

27:35 - And they murdered him by nailing him to a cross, then taking his robes, and gambling for them, that the prophecy would come to pass: They split my clothes amongst them and gambled for my robes.

27:36 - They sat down and observed him there.

27:37 - His accusation was displayed above his head, THIS IS JESUS THE KING OF THE JEWS.

27:38 - He was crucified with two thieves, juxtaposed to the right and left of him.

27:39 - Those who walked past him abused him with their words, shaking their heads.

27:40 - He who destroys the temple and then rebuilds it in three days will save himself. If you are the Son of God, come down from the cross.