The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 26:41-50

26:41 - Be aware of your surroundings and be in constant communication with God so that you will be strong enough when you are tempted: your heart desires what is right, but your body is not as strong.

26:42 - He left once again the second time, and prayed, saying, Oh my Father, If I can’t make these problems go away unless I face them, then I’ll do as you ask.

26:43 - And coming out He found they had again fallen asleep, as their eyes had gotten so heavy that they couldn’t keep them open.

26:44 - He left them again to pray for the third time, using the same words as before.

26:45 - He went to his disciples and told them, Sleep now, it’s time; the Son of man has been betrayed to the sinners.

26:46 - Dude, that’s the guy who betrayed me. Let’s get out of here.

26:47 - While he was speaking, Judas came at the head of a crowd armed with swords and sticks, sent by the chief priests and elders.

26:48 - Now the betrayer gave them a signal, saying, Whoever I kiss is he; seize him.

26:49 - He immediately cam to Jesus and said Hello, master, and kissed him.

26:50 - A friend came and laid hands on Jesus and took him.