The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 26:21-30

26:21 - As they all dined, he said to them that one of them will betray him.

26:22 - They all wailed sorrowfully to the Lord, is it I?

26:23 - He answered by saying, Whoever puts his hand into the dish with me will be the one who betrays me.

26:24 - Everything written about the Messiah will come to be: but the man who betrays the Messiah will be in trouble! It would be good if this man had never existed.

26:25 - Judas, the traitor, then responded Master, is it I?. He received a simple reply: You have said

26:26 - And when they were eating, Jesus took the bread, and blessed it, and devided and gave to his disciples, and said, Take this, and eat it; this is my body.

26:27 - He took the cup, toasted, and passed it along for them to finish;

26:28 - I will die for your sins.

26:29 - I’m telling you, I’m not going to drink this wine until we’re in heaven.

26:30 - At the mount of Olives, they sung hymns.