The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 25:41-46

25:41 - Then he will say to the sinners, leave me for you are bad people and get ready for Hell and damnation for all of eternity.

25:42 - When I was hungry you gave me food and when I was thirsty you gave me a drink.

25:43 - I was a stranger and you didn’t invite me in; I had no clothes and you didn’t give me any; I was sick in prison and you never came to see me.

25:44 - And they’ll reply, Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty, or sick, or a stranger, or in prison, and did not take care of you?

25:45 - He will then reply, In truth, I tell you: As you did not do it to the least of all these, you in turn did not do it to me.

25:46 - The wicked will suffer eternally while the saintly live through all time.