The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 25:21-30

25:21 - And he said to him, You have done a good job in this world for the tasks you assigned, but I will make you a king when you enter the house of the Lord.

25:22 - He was blessed to have received two talents and was grateful so he gained another two.

25:23 - His lord said to him, Well done, good and faithful servant! You have been faithful in small things, so I will put you in charge of larger things. Rejoice together with me.

25:24 - Then the one who had been given one talent came and said, Lord, I knew that you were a hard man, harvesting where you didn’t plant, and gathering where you have not layed out:

25:25 - And I was scared, so I went and buried the money you gave me in the dirt, and so your money is there whenever your want it.

25:26 - His master replid, You wicked, lazy servant, you knew that I harvested where I had not planted and gathered where I had not scattered seed.

25:27 - You should have put my funds in the bank so that when I returned I would have had that money with interest.

25:28 - Take talent from him and give it to those with ten talents.

25:29 - Those who have will have more, and those who have nothing will have even less.

25:30 - Then throw aside the useless servant into the street, and there will be complaining.