The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 25:11-20

25:11 - The other virgins then came, requesting, Lord, Lord, please open yourself up to us.

25:12 - He responded: Honestly, I have no idea who you are.

25:13 - Watch out, because you don’t know when the Son of man will arrive.

25:14 - He called upon his servants from far away and delivered goods.

25:15 - To the first he gave five talents, the next two and the next one; every one based on their many abilities; then he took his leave.

25:16 - Then the man who received the money used it for some business transactions and turned it into twice as much money.

25:17 - He who received two also gained another two.

25:18 - He hid the Lord’s money instead of giving generously.

25:19 - Eventually the boss of those employees comes and deals with them.

25:20 - The slave who had been given five talents returned them with an additional five talents and said, Lord, behold that I have doubled the number of talents you gave to me.