The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 25:1-10

25:1 - The kingdom of heaven shall become like ten virgins on their way to meet their bridegroom.

25:2 - And five of the people possessed wisdom while the other five possessed none.

25:3 - The foolish ones did not take any oil to refill their lamps

25:4 - However, the smart ones carried extra oil along with their lamps.

25:5 - As the groom lingered, they took naps.

25:6 - At midnight there was an alarm, come see, the bridegroom is coming, come out to meet him.

25:7 - The virgins rose and adjusted their lights.

25:8 - And the brainless said to smart,Hand us your oil, because our lamps are gone out

25:9 - But the wise said, No, because we might not have enough for both you and us: Instead, you can go to the market and buy your own.

25:10 - And as they were going to buy, the bridegroom came; and as they were ready, they accompanied him inside for the wedding: and the door was closed.