The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 24:41-51

24:41 - Two women will be grinding at the mill; one will be taken while the other will be left behind.

24:42 - You should watch carefully, since you have no idea when God is coming.

24:43 - If the homeowner had known when the thief was going to break in, he’d have stayed awake to catch him.

24:44 - Always be ready, the Son of man can come at anytime.

24:45 - Then, who is a wise and faithful servant, that the Lord placed in authority over his household, to give them meat when the time comes.

24:46 - The servant who the Lord finds doing so is blessed.

24:47 - Truthfully, I am telling you, that he will be put in charge of all his property.

24:48 - But if the evil one remains in his heart then the lord will delay his arrival.

24:49 - And will start to kill his colleagues and eat and drink with the drunken people;

24:50 - The Master of that servant will come during the day time when he is not looking forward to meet him and at such a time when he is not expecting him.

24:51 - Of the evil one to be put under and sent to the hypocrites with weeping and gnashing of teeth.