The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 24:31-40

24:31 - And He will send His messengers with a powerful blast of a trumpet, and they will assemble His chosen from all directions, and from one end of the Universe to the other.

24:32 - Learn the parable about the fig tree; When the branch is tender, and is growing leaves, you know that summer is on the way;

24:33 - So you too, when you view all of these events, will know that the time is coming soon.

24:34 - Believe what I tell you, This generation will not die, until things things I have said have been fulfilled.

24:35 - Heaven and earth will not remain, but my words will remain forever.

24:36 - God only knows when that day will come.

24:37 - Just like it was in the time of Noe, it will be this way to when the Son of man comes.

24:38 - There was a big hedonistic party before the flood, and it lasted until Noe left on the ark,

24:39 - They didn’t know when the flood was going to happen when it swept them away. Christ’s second coming will be the same way–unexpected.

24:40 - Two people will be before me; one I will bring with me, and the other will remain behind on the earth.