The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 24:21-30

24:21 - Then there will be very hard times, like nothing that has happened since the beginning of the world, no, and nothing will ever be.

24:22 - Then time will run short and nothing living will remain, except for the chosen.

24:23 - If any man were to say to you, here is Christ, do not believe him.

24:24 - Untrue prophets and people claiming to be the Christ will show themselves, and they will do amazing things to try and fool even the most knowledgeable people will believe them.

24:25 - Listen, I have told you before.

24:26 - So if they tell you not to go because he is in the desert, in the secret chamber, don’t believe it.

24:27 - As the lighting comes from the east, and shines as far as the west, this is what the coming of the son of man will be like.

24:28 - You’ll find the body where the vultures are hanging out.

24:29 - Following the tribulation, there will be no light from the sun, moon, or stars. The order of things as we know them will be changed drastically.

24:30 - The sign of the Son of man will burn in the sky and bring sorrow to nations of earth, and they will look up and witness his return in all its power and glory.