The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 23:11-20

23:11 - The one that is greatest among you will be your servant.

23:12 - Anyone who brags about himself will be punished, and anyone who is humble will be rewarded.

23:13 - Scribes,Pharisees,hypocrites the kingdom of heaven is not yours.

23:14 - Curses to you, scribed and Pharisees, in your hypocrisy! For you destroy the homes of women whose husbands are no longer there to care for them, and for bragging rights you state irrelevant words to God. Because of your evil deeds, you will be all the more condemned.

23:15 - Pitiful, hypocritical researchers and Pharisees! You search everywhere for a disciple and, when you have found him, you make him twice as bad as yourselves!

23:16 - Beware you who say that when someone swears by the temple by the temple it means nothing but when someone swears by the temple’s gold they are a debtor.

23:17 - To the dumb and blind: which do you like better; the gold or the temple that it’s built with?

23:18 - Believe in what you cannot see, not just what you can see.

23:19 - You who cannot see or understand: what is more holy? Is it the sacrifice or the altar on which the sacrifice is made?

23:20 - Who will swear by the altar, and by all things on it.