The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 22:21-30

22:21 - They said to him that it was Caesar’s. He told them that therefore they should give to Caesar the things that were Caesar’s, and give to God the things that were God’s.

22:22 - After hearing the words, they admired him, then continued on their way.

22:23 - That same day, the Sadducees, who say that there is no resurrection, came to him, and asked him,

22:24 - In the process of no children, Moses says you may marry your brother’s wife and have children to raise of him.

22:25 - There with us seven brethren: the first one had taken a wife, then died, having no problems, and gave his wife to his own brother.

22:26 - This was the same for the second and the third, all the way through the seventh.

22:27 - And in the end the woman died.

22:28 - After being with all seven, to whom would she be wed to in the end?

22:29 - Jesus responded and spoke to the people, You are wrong since you do not understand the words, prophecies, or the might of God.

22:30 - After they die and rise again in heaven, they will not be married, but will be single and satisfied, just like God’s angels.