The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 22:1-10

22:1 - And Jesus gave his answer in the form of a story with a moral lesson, saying,

22:2 - Heaven is like a king who arranged a marriage for his son.

22:3 - He sent his servants to call those invited to the wedding, but they refused.

22:4 - Another time, he sent out different servants to make the report, Say to those I am asking to come that, look, I have dinner ready for them, I have slaughtered my oxen as well as my fatlings, and everything is prepared: come for the wedding.

22:5 - They thought there was nothing to it and so one went back to his farm and the other to his business.

22:6 - The remnant grabbed his servants, treated them horribly, and then killed them.

22:7 - The king was furious when he heard about it, so he sent out his army to destroy the murderers, burning their whole city down.

22:8 - He told his servants that everything for the wedding was prepared but that those who were invited were not acceptable.

22:9 - You go to the highways, find as many as you can, and give to the marriage.

22:10 - The servers left and gathered everyone they could find, both evil and holy people, and brought them to the wedding.