The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 20:21-34

20:21 - And he asked her, what is your wish? She replied that her wish was that he grant her two sons a place in heaven to each sit beside him.

20:22 - Jesus answered, You don’t know what you’re asking. Can you drink from the cup I drink from? Can you be baptized with my baptism? They said, We can.

20:23 - He said to them, You will drink from my cup and receive my baptism, but I can’t let you sit on my left or right hand; those places are for the ones my Father has prepared.

20:24 - And when the ten became aware of it, they realized that two of the members of a male religious order are unworthy.

20:25 - But Jesus called out to them and said, you know that the princes of the Gentiles have power over them, and the mighty use their authority on them.

20:26 - But that will not be the case for you. Instead, let the best and most suitable of you be your leader and teacher.

20:27 - And whoever among you would be considered the boss, let him be your subordinate.

20:28 - The Son of man did not come to earth to be preached to, but to preach to the people and to die to pay for the sins of everyone.

20:29 - And as they left Jericho, a large crowd followed him.

20:30 - Look and see, two blind men were sitting by the side of the road, when they heard that Jesus was coming by them, they yelled to him, saying, bless us Lord, you are the son of David.

20:31 - And the public reject them, because they just need to act like they know nothing: but no one can stop them from speaking, Have pity on us, O Lord, Thou son of David.

20:32 - Standing still Jesus asked them, What shall I do to you?

20:33 - They said to the Lord, let our eyes be opened.

20:34 - Jesus was kind to them and touched thier eyes and then they could see and they became his followers.