The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 18:1-10

18:1 - Disciples asking Jesus who is the greatest in heaven?

18:2 - And Jesus invited one of the children to come and sit in the middle of them.

18:3 - I will tell you the truth, unless you change, and take on the personality of a little child, you will not be able to get in the kingdom of heaven.

18:4 - Whoever is willing to show humility as a kid would, he will be exalted the highest in Heaven above.

18:5 - Whoever accepts a youngster like this in my name accepts me as well.

18:6 - Whoever harms one of these little ones that believes in me, it would be better for him if a millstone where tied around his neck and he were drowned in the depths of the ocean.

18:7 - Beware of the man who commits offences in the world for God’s wrath is before him.

18:8 - For this reason if your hand or your foot offend you, cut them off, and throw them away: it is better for you to enter into life haltingly or maimed, better than having two hands or feet and be cast into everlasting fire.

18:9 - If you do not like the look of something, take your eye out: It is better for you to enter heaven with an eye missing than to have two eyes and go to hell.

18:10 - Be sure that you do not hate any of these little ones; I tell you now, in heaven these little ones’ angels will always see the face of my Father.