The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 16:1-10

16:1 - Wanting to be shown a sign from Heaven,the Pharisees and Sadducees came to see.

16:2 - He said to them When it is evening, you say, it will be fair weather because the sky is red.

16:3 - In the morning, you predict that the weather will be bad because the sky appears red and lowering. You hypocrites; you can discern the weather, but you can’t see the signs of the times?

16:4 - People who ought to believe and don’t are always looking for a sign but they won’t get a sign, except something will happen that is similar to what happened to Jonah. Then Jesus left.

16:5 - When the disciples visited, they left their bread here.

16:6 - Then Jesus told them, Take heed and beware of the yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees.

16:7 - And the talked among themselves, It’s because we didn’t bring along any bread.

16:8 - Jesus said to the people, Why have little faith and fight amongst yourselves because no one brought any bread?

16:9 - Don’t you understand or remember the time when there were five loaves of bread for five thousand people, and how many baskets you took up?

16:10 - Not the seven loaves that fed the four thousand either, and how much was left over?