The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 15:31-39

15:31 - When the people saw such miracles as these they glorified God.

15:32 - Jesus gathered the disciples together, and said, I have compassion for these people, because they have been with me three days now, and have no food: I will not send them away without food, or else they may grow weary.

15:33 - And his disciples said to him: Why do we have as much bread in the wilderness as if we were planning to feed a crowd?

15:34 - Jesus said to them, How many loaves of bread do you have? and they said, We have seven and a couple of fish.

15:35 - And he said to everyone to sit down.

15:36 - Seven loaves and fishes were massively distributed amongst disciples and all.

15:37 - So they ate until they were full and then took the remaining seven baskets containing leftover meat.

15:38 - Besides women and children, a total of four thousand men ate.

15:39 - And he sent the crowds away, and boarded the ship, and went to the shores of Magdala.