The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Mark 1:1-10

Mark 1:1 - At the start of the word of Jesus Christ, the Son of God;

Mark 1:2 - Just like the prophets say, I send my messenger in front of you, whom will show you the way.

Mark 1:3 - His was the voice of one crying out in the wilderness, “Prepare the way of the Lord and make his paths straight.”

Mark 1:4 - John’s baptisms were in the wild, he preached repentance to be forgiven for sins.

Mark 1:5 - The people of Judea and Jerusalem went out to him and he baptized them in the Jordan river; they confessed their sins.

Mark 1:6 - And John was wearing clothes made from camel’s hair, and a leather belt around his waist; and he ate grasshoppers and wild honey;

Mark 1:7 - And he preached, There is one greater than me, whose shoes I am not worthy of untying.

Mark 1:8 - I have baptized you with water, but he will baptize you with the Holy Ghost.

Mark 1:9 - And when the time was right, Jesus traveled from Nazareth of Galilee, to meet John who baptized Jesus in the Jordan.

Mark 1:10 - And as soon as he came back up from the water he saw that the skies above him had opened to reveal the Spirit, in the form of a dove, soaring down upon him.