The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 15:21-30

15:21 - Then Jesus went to visit the coasts of Tyre and Sidon.

15:22 - A lady of Canaan begged the Lord for help with her daughter.

15:23 - But he did not reply to her and was silent. Then his followers returned to find him and told him to send the woman away, for she was weeping and following them.

15:24 - He answered that he came for the lost sheep of Israel.

15:25 - Then she came to him and worshipeped him and said, Lord, help me.

15:26 - Don’t give the kid’s bread to the dogs.

15:27 - She said, We hunger for the truth the way dogs long for the crumbs that fall off their masters’ dinner table.

15:28 - Then Jesus answered her, saying, Wow, Woman, your faith is strong! whatever you want, it is granted. And the lady’s daughter was healed in the same instant.

15:29 - Jesus left and went to the area of the sea of Galilee where he sought solace in an area up in the mountain.

15:30 - Masses of people came to him that were broken, hurt, blind, and diseased, they feel down at Jesus’ feet; and he healed them: