The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 15:11-20

15:11 - It’s not what a man eats that defiles him, but what spews forth from that orifice.

15:12 - his disciples asked him if he was aware that what he said had offended the Pharisees.

15:13 - But he replied to them and said, All of the plants that my Father in heaven did not sow, will be dug up.

15:14 - Leave them be, they are blindly leading the blind. If the blind lead the blind, no one will be able to make progress.

15:15 - Then Peter asked him to share the story.

15:16 - Then Jesus asked, you still don’t get it, do you?

15:17 - Don’t you yet understand, that what goes into your mouth goes into your stomach and is cast out again into the sewer?

15:18 - The words that come from the mouth truely come from the heart; and they will betray the man.

15:19 - For from the emotional center of Man come all kinds of evil thoughts, murders, illicit sexuality, thievery, lying, and religious insults.

15:20 - Some things spoil men, but not washing your hands before you eat isn’t one of them.