The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 15:1-10

15:1 - Then the scribes and Pharisees of Jerusalem began to say to Jesus,

15:2 - Why do your followers disrespect our traditions by not washing their hands before they eat.

15:3 - But he answered them by asking, Why do you also break God’s commandment by your tradition?

15:4 - God commanded them to honor their fathers and mothers lest they die.

15:5 - You said, Whoever can speak to his father or mother, A gift that is, whoever is the strongest will profit from me;

15:6 - If he doesn’t honor his parents he will be free. This has removed God’s influence in your tradition.

15:7 - To the hypocrites, Esaias prophesy of you,

15:8 - These people comes to me and pay lip service of, but they don’t speak from their hearts.

15:9 - The worship me in vain as I teach the masses the laws of men.

15:10 - He told the people to listen closely: