The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 13:41-50

13:41 - The Son of man will send out his angels, and they will gather from his kingdom all things that are offensive, and all who sin;

13:42 - In the end there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth and casting into fire the evil.

13:43 - Then the righteous ones will shine like the sun in their Father’s kingdom. He who has ears, let him hear.

13:44 - I repeat, heaven’s kingdom is like something valuable buried in a field, that when someone finds, he hides, and gladly goes and sells everything to buy that very field.

13:45 - Heaven is just like a rich guy looking for expensive, shiny things:

13:46 - When he found one pearl of great price, he went and sold everything that he had, and bought the pearl.

13:47 - Heaven is a melting pot of people of all different walks of life.

13:48 - The bad was cast away as they sat down at the shore and gathered goods into vessels.

13:49 - At the end of the world: the angels will come and cut off the wicked from the just,

13:50 - He will cast them into the burning fire where they will wail and lament.