The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 12:41-50

12:41 - The biblical people of Nineveh will look down on us and scorn us, for they changed their evil ways when Jonas preached to them. But we have a greater Jonas among us and we have not repented.

12:42 - The Devil rose to hear a wise man, but found one even wiser.

12:43 - When a demonic spirit is cast out from someone, the spirit travels through dry places, looking for somewhere to rest, but there is no rest.

12:44 - Then he said, I will go back home again; and when he returns, it is empty and clean, ready for him to move back in.

12:45 - As he goes, he takes along seven more spirits that are more evil than he is, and they come back in together and remain there: and that man ends up being in worse condition than he was before. This is similar to how it will be with this wicked generation.

12:46 - His mom and brothers waited outside to talk to him while he talked to the people.

12:47 - Someone then told him that his mother and his brothers were outside waiting to speak to him.

12:48 - He answered, Who is my mother and who are my brothers?

12:49 - Jesus reached his hands out to his disciples and said to them This is my mother and my brothers!

12:50 - Anybody who does the will of my heavenly Father, these people are just like my brother, sister and mother.